Everything in Burglar Bill's life is stolen, from the toast, marmalade and coffee he has for breakfast to the bed he sleeps in. One night when he is out burgling, he comes across a box with holes in the lid on a doorstep. He picks it up of course and when he gets home he discovers, to his horror, that he has stolen a baby. He and the baby muddle along together until one night he is disturbed by a burglar - Burglar Betty. She is the mother of Burglar Bill's baby. Bill and Betty decide to reform and live honest lives; they return all the stolen goods, get married and live happily ever after!

Reviewer: Lou Wood

'Burglar Bill kept my children entertained for a good few years. Its a great story for children from about 2 onwards. We ended up having to buy the tape for the car as well. Mum and Dad got quite fed up with it!! And STILL got the tape. Children are now 28,26 and 22'