MULCH DIGGUMS

An altogether distasteful creature, disgustingly unique. Perhaps the best test of Mulch's mettle was his run-in with Butler. No one has ever fled from Butler in quite such a flamboyantly flatulent fashion. It is not my custom to associate with anyone who counts a bumflap among the must- have items in their wardrobe, especially when they have the overall appearance of a deranged warthog. Appearances aside, I do admire Mulch's steadfast criminality. We are on the same wavelength morally, and with his special attributes he makes a useful ally.