Have you commited the deed? Mabel Jones has! That's why one night she's been kidnapped and now finds herself aboard a ship of pirates with a very strange crew indeed ...
Readers aged 9+
Now with REAL beard! Mr Twit never washes his beard - not even on Sundays! Just when you thought he couldn't get anymore disgusting - he did! Get your hands on this book with a real hairy beard on the cover for Roald Dahl Day on 13 September!
Readers aged 7-9